Another Non-Haiku...by Ogden Edsel, or Dr. Demento, or someone else who actually wrote it!

And it goes well with the current pet-based themes!

Dead puppies, dead puppies,D
ead puppies aren't much fun.

They don't come, when you call,
They don't chase squirrels at all --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

My puppy died late last fall,
He's still rotting in the hall --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
No, no, no ...

Mom says puppy's days are through,
She's going to throw him in the stew --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Dead puppies, dead puppies,....

And a gentle volume reduction to sweet, comtemplative silence...