Monday, 31 March 2008

Kitchen pantry - tick
Dining room table - tuesday
Lunch time in thirty!

My haiku is getting boring. Like my life, my job, my underwear....

I think I'll have do the right thing, and become a zombie and eat BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSSS!

Friday, 28 March 2008

As colds and flus pass
Drink celebratory beer
Hangovers beat flus

Yup. Lunch

And another beer
haiku before lunchtime feed
Get food now, or not

Hey...that's two crap haikus...or should that be haikii

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

VCMC Lunch
They have run off and left us
We'll just carry on!

Tuesday, 25 March 2008

Snotty Lunchtime Haiku

Easter holiday
VEAC flu, snotty phlegm nose
Leaking, sneezing, prose

Well, nothing to do with lunch, but it is haiku!

Thursday, 20 March 2008

This Arvo's activities

The elixir drink
Youth, truth, beauty and freedom yearns
Beer goggles crucial

....beware the evil vultures from.....

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

evening activities

train is not running
to desired location
nice night for a walk.

If a haiku a day keeps the psychotherapist away...

.....imagine what 2 will do!

Sunshine overhead
Midday anon! Lunch bells toll
Lunch waits for no man...

Level 2 sucked severely. too much yellow and purple... I want lunch in a lunchroom decorated by colour-blind foot painters on acid.

And for all those Adobe Acrobat fans out there in TV land....

Adobe tunes sing
Sweet lullaby, embed fonts
Copyright discord

Tuesday, 18 March 2008

Neil is really pissed
He can't be arsed with haikus
Just go get your lunch

Monday, 17 March 2008

Lunchtime Inspiration

Water pip'd below the strait
Inspiration null

Oooooo topical! I'm glad typing up haikus makes me look like I'm working.


Atruistic Haiku Moments

True altruism
Haiku moments given life
Lunch elsewhere - not here

Yes! That's right! Just in case you didn't glean it from the special lunchtime haiku, Louise and I are not around for lunch!

Have fun wherever you goodly folk end up.

Friday, 14 March 2008

Vietnamese Haiku for Lunch

Although I think I'd prefer some beef satay noodle soup!

Vietnamese lunch
Anticipation looms near
Soups, noodles, wontons,

Thursday, 13 March 2008

Thursday - the next worse day of the week

Thursdays come each week
Penultimate workday blues
Lunch pick-me-up soon

Yes! That's Right! Although I managed to sleep through my nightmares of Mr. Peanut, the totally ghoulish character of Scott's mania, I managed to come up with a bodgey, half arsed haiku....again. And where are your comments on the blog! NOWHERE.....NOWHERE......NOWHERE

I have to go and hunt and gather....
Catch ya real soon, y'hear.

Ooooo such pretty clashes so well with the background!

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

That time approaches

The bell tolls for thee
Rumblings awaken monsters
From within it comes

You know...that was waaaaay too intellectual...

It's time we tried somewhere new.......somewhere fresh.....where the wind comes sweeping down the plains....and the waving wheat can sure smell sweet....When the wind comes right behind the rains.......Everybody now!
Ooooooak! lahoma where the wind comes....sweeping....down......the...plain.....

I can't hear anyone.....except crickets.....>=-sniff-=<




Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Another Curry
Lunch, leftovers reheated
Rumblings below soon

Thursday, 6 March 2008

Oh yea, verily!

Such pressure to here's a lunchtime haiku....

No comments on blog
Tenuous reality
Food will comfort me
Train of grumpy suits
Scowl at giggling school kids
jealous of their fun?

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Scottie meeting nigh,
beer and food at pub abound,
How will work get done?

Yummy yummy pet sims

Pressure kindles thought
Of food, sometimes more dim sims
Pets have gone missing eeeevil.....Jekyll and Hyde....Sonny and Cher.....Sooty and Sweep
Publish Post

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

train late yet again
Connex apoligisies
pissed off passengers

sing low sweet lunch...Cumming for to carry me home

Oops? Sorry ? What's that?
Twelve Thirty Level Six, then
Lunch bell tolls anon.

Lunchtime art gets blog
Crass commercialised haiku
Still no comments yet...

Monday, 3 March 2008

Green House Gas Emissions

Vindaloo havoc
Eyes watering, stinging heat
Next day disaster

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