Monday, 30 June 2008

Vegetarians are tasty!

No more bovine treats
Vegetarian slimming
Anorexic me!

Yes, I have vegetarian pie for lunch, and so does Louise. I used prime, grain fed yearling vegetarians to ensure a full bodied flavour that is enhanced with a nice Reisling.

Crazy, crazy, crazy. I love the champagne comedy



Thursday, 26 June 2008

Bovine poetry

Count the silly bulls
Grazing, regurgitating
Great bovine haiku

Y'know, I think I'll have lamb for lunch. Or the fabled thai chicken balls (which, I have decided, must come from sizeable, transexual chickens)

Lunch. Any regional representation would be welcomed, as they are the Head Office's poor cousins that no longer feel the stress of working in an uber-important place like head office.

Can you smell the sarcasm in that one, kids?



I personally think no-one leaves comments as they fear my beauty!

Thursday, 19 June 2008

Three Word Haiku


Part of the Refrigerator trilogy, almost the most eeeevil haiku of all....the three word haiku. It's a bitch.

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Tracey's Lunchtime haiku

mr neil is going to a meeting at lunch. we should all laugh at him!

neil not here for lunch
everybody laugh hard now
it's time to go eat

that was appalling. i am not a goddess of haiku.


Who am I to criticise a haiku....but I think this particular prose even beats my "Lunch" for craptacular efforts!

Maybe there was some influence and input from a confused cat or two...

Tracey's lunch time haiku

Neil not here for lunch
everybody laugh hard now
it's time to go eat

that was appalling. i am not a goddess of haiku.

Monday, 16 June 2008

Uber-security installation

The weekend's gone by
Soon a grinding week begins
A hearty lunch helps

Lunch. Not here, but elsewhere. We'll meet in the new uber-secure anti terrorist entry, I think.


Your fellow secret agent....

Friday, 6 June 2008

Steam Rally Haiku

Steam rally beckons
Hot recirculating steel
No lunch for me! Bye!

Says it all really!

I don't care what you do for lunch, because I won't be here. If you want to get me 2 dim sims and a curry puff with spicy chilli sauce as a good-bye present though, I'll gratefully accept!



Thursday, 5 June 2008

Haggard, worn out strumpet lunch

So few people here
But faithful lunch continues
Faithful harridan

The lunchtime haikus aren't doing well at the moment. But at least this one has an interesting word in it!

Lunch. Make it greenhouse unfriendly. Damn those do-gooders and evil black balloons. Stuff of nightmares and splatter-horror films


Wednesday, 4 June 2008


Lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch
Lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch
Lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch

The pure lunchtime haiku, not spoiled by anything as mundane as sentence structure or made up alien languages. Just pure, unadulterated, non-kiddie-pron-art lunchtime haiku.

So there.