Wednesday, 30 April 2008

Another Ogden Edsel, or Dr. Demento, or someone else who actually wrote it!

And it goes well with the current pet-based themes!

Dead puppies, dead puppies,D
ead puppies aren't much fun.

They don't come, when you call,
They don't chase squirrels at all --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

My puppy died late last fall,
He's still rotting in the hall --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
No, no, no ...

Mom says puppy's days are through,
She's going to throw him in the stew --
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Dead puppies, dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

Dead puppies, dead puppies,....

And a gentle volume reduction to sweet, comtemplative silence...

Happy now?

Nothing you can do,
Small, fluffy, puppies were hurt.
Fun was had by all.

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

A true exhibition

Scotty stick figure
Photographic phobia
Already too late

We have been infected by level 11. It all seemed a Its's not good for our mental state. We all need mediocrity and a routine of standard, dull grey to ensure we don't get over excited.

The Royal We? I don't think so. I'm not into that kind of kinky stuff...

And, no, it's not supposed to make sense. It's HAIKU!

Cheerio then!


PS No Welsh people were harmed making this email. Only puppies and big eyed, fluffy kittens.

Monday, 28 April 2008

Happy lunch time people

And cos some people are kind of 'freakish' about having their picture on the web, I have had to draw this one of Scott.

You will note how accurate it is by the following facts:

  • presents of glasses on head
  • includes security tag
  • one foot is smaller than the other
You may think the picture shows Scott having lost a small amount of weight (maybe even all of his body) but that is merely an illusion caused by his being on the interweb!


Oppressed males unite
Ignore the calling vixen
Lunch's cruel defeat!

Now...that's either really, really deep or makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever. Take your pick!

Lunch. Eat. Fulfill. Plasicate!

Cheerio then

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Not a haiku

Three vision impaired rodents,
Three vision impaired rodents,
See their non-competitive sporting prowess,
See their non-competitive sporting prowess,
They all harassed the domestic carer of an agricultural household,
Who in defending herself thought she had no choice but to render them tail challenged,
Have you ever witnessed such a text-book example of a situation requiring mediation,
As three vision impaired rodents?
Three vision impaired rodents.

Tuesday, 22 April 2008

Cyclist unite! (Sorry Jan). Maybe Not. I don't care.

Riding bicycles
Holistic self righteous glee
Condescending pricks

There's no particular reason to take my frustration and angst out on the more actively fit of our workmates today. But stuff it. They get special treatment. They still bloody winge and whine.

Screw them all. Yeah baby! - They're fit, so they should go off like a frog in a sock, but they'd most probably give you a dissertation afterwards about what they did right, and what you did wrong.

Or is this just me being a paranoid male?

Sometimes I think I'm confused. Sometimes I don't.


Monday, 21 April 2008

Mind merrily gone
Astray with garage fairies
Kitchen appliance

Enough said

Monday, 14 April 2008

Lunch time comes but once a day...

The lunchtime Haiku time:

Curry for dinner
Curry for lunch the next day
Guaranteed splatter

Oooh...that's just icky. Icky and messy. Icky, messy and smelly....I better not get curry for lunch then!

Monday comes again
Food lets us escape the grind
Blind optimism

That's noicer. Much noicer. But more depressing.

I'm going to buy my lunch in a vain attempt to enjoy the day. Life. Don't talk to me about life!

Insult of the week:



PS Louise would be SOOOO proud of my not so subtle hidden quote from one of her favourite shows.
PPS Nerdness (aka geekiness) is appropinquity transferable

Thursday, 10 April 2008

Haiku Inspiration - the Ring Cycle

Bereft of the Ring
Wagner's masterpiece fruitless
Which reminds!

Yes, another highbrow haiku based on Wagners Ring and how people have even written books on how to analyse and penetrate such lengthy musical masterpieces...

Which reminds me....I'll have to send that link to Kate!

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Cartoon Inspired Haiku of Life!

Breeding blogs rife with dregs, filth
No comments yet? Bah!

Yes, its angry, topical haiku time. I wonder how much more work would get done if we were banned access to youtube, blogs, facebook and myspace!

Or maybe we'd be frollicking in the park, enjoying the fresh air, sunshine and fredom that our bureaucracy allows?

Unlikely. Bloody flower show!

Lunch. Be there if you can. Don't be there if you can't!

PS Savage chickens are brilliant! Look 'em up!

Tuesday, 8 April 2008

A first time contributer

Jammed with c**ts
Stinks like shit
Train pain

Useless words to use in your daily life, or...

....writing a Ministerial about seeding vapour trails to make it rain and fill our dams...or piping water across from New Zealand...

A discombobulation
Superfluous words

I'm soooo good. I'm better than good. And I don't care what you say, I'm great. So good, in fact, that I haven't been included in the 1000 brainy people going to some forum in Canberra coz I'd shame them by just showing them the size of my intellect alone....not that I'm overcompensating or nuffin' !

Yay Neil

Monday, 7 April 2008

Email created
Group defines forgetfulness
Public service mind

It was just so I don't forget anyone....


The raven quoteth
Nevermore! But Lunch comes round
Lying hell portent!

Yes, a highbrow haiku for Monday! Yay team!

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

Oh Lunch, yea verily giveth forsooth

Oh lunch, see thy doom
microwaved, masticated,
happy tummies though!

Your mission, if you choose to accept it!

This email will self destruct in 30 secionds...dang...make that 28 seconds.... oh dear....27 seconds....ah crap....


PS Did they ever tell the tape just to piss off, they're heading to Bermuda for a holiday of sun, cocktails and loose women, rather than mystery, interigue and life threastening shoot outs? No. So why did the tape always say "IF you choose to accept it". What a crock...

Bringing you mysterious and intriguing TV and movie continuity stuff ups since 11:56 today!!

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

I can't believe I'm about to to this

it is lunchtime now
no Neil to write us Haiku
so I must do it