Showing posts with label written by Neil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label written by Neil. Show all posts

Monday, 21 April 2008

Mind merrily gone
Astray with garage fairies
Kitchen appliance

Monday, 7 April 2008

Email created
Group defines forgetfulness
Public service mind

It was just so I don't forget anyone....

Highbrow

The raven quoteth
Nevermore! But Lunch comes round
Lying hell portent!

Yes, a highbrow haiku for Monday! Yay team!

Monday, 31 March 2008

Kitchen pantry - tick
Dining room table - tuesday
Lunch time in thirty!

My haiku is getting boring. Like my life, my job, my underwear....

I think I'll have do the right thing, and become a zombie and eat BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSSS!

Friday, 28 March 2008

As colds and flus pass
Drink celebratory beer
Hangovers beat flus

Yup. Lunch

And another beer
haiku before lunchtime feed
Get food now, or not

Hey...that's two crap haikus...or should that be haikii

Thursday, 13 March 2008

Thursday - the next worse day of the week

Thursdays come each week
Penultimate workday blues
Lunch pick-me-up soon


Yes! That's Right! Although I managed to sleep through my nightmares of Mr. Peanut, the totally ghoulish character of Scott's mania, I managed to come up with a bodgey, half arsed haiku....again. And where are your comments on the blog! NOWHERE.....NOWHERE......NOWHERE

I have to go and hunt and gather....
Catch ya real soon, y'hear.



Ooooo such pretty colours....it clashes so well with the background!

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

That time approaches

The bell tolls for thee
Rumblings awaken monsters
From within it comes

You know...that was waaaaay too intellectual...

It's time we tried somewhere new.......somewhere fresh.....where the wind comes sweeping down the plains....and the waving wheat can sure smell sweet....When the wind comes right behind the rains.......Everybody now!
Ooooooak! lahoma where the wind comes....sweeping....down......the...plain.....

I can't hear anyone.....except crickets.....>=-sniff-=<
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Tuesday, 11 March 2008

Another Curry
Lunch, leftovers reheated
Rumblings below soon

Thursday, 6 March 2008

Oh yea, verily!

Such pressure to perform....so here's a lunchtime haiku....

No comments on blog
Tenuous reality
Food will comfort me

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Yummy yummy pet sims

Pressure kindles thought
Of food, sometimes more dim sims
Pets have gone missing

Ooooh...so dark....so eeeevil.....Jekyll and Hyde....Sonny and Cher.....Sooty and Sweep
javascript:void(0)
Publish Post

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

sing low sweet lunch...Cumming for to carry me home

Oops? Sorry ? What's that?
Twelve Thirty Level Six, then
Lunch bell tolls anon.

Lunchtime art gets blog
Crass commercialised haiku
Still no comments yet...

Monday, 3 March 2008

Green House Gas Emissions

Vindaloo havoc
Eyes watering, stinging heat
Next day disaster

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer More Beer

Thursday, 28 February 2008

One for Andy

Scientific find
paranthetical excuse
oceanic bliss

(ok...a long stretch..but at least a mention of teh oceans....)

Friday, 1 February 2008

Midday past too soon
Food becomes all important
Sweets? Dim Sims? Pasta?

Art is my tool

Midday past too soon
Food becomes all important
Sweets? Dim Sims? Pasta?

Friday, 26 October 2007

Yes....friday haiku. Who'd have thought!

Lunch is once again
Timely to our hunger needs
Purchases begin!

Thursday, 25 October 2007

Boules weather too foul
Silver balls won't be fondled
Depress'd water group

Monday, 22 October 2007

the lost haiku

Andy's on floor three
which is where luncheon could be
Tables and chairs green

Thursday, 18 October 2007

So, now Neil reckons that he's Yoda.....

True the Haiku is
Slings and arrows break my bones
Lunch on level six

Friday, 5 October 2007

Stolen

Spam in my inbox.
Can I really help this guy?
From Nigeria?

Can't claim this as mine, sadly....