Lunch; it's always far
It is never here right now
Why? Why is it so?

Not lunch time any more....

painting bedroom three
satisfying constructive
Really quite hard work

can you see the theme yet?

Starving - Need food now
Starving Starving no food here
Starving - will die soon

VCMC Lunch
They have run off and left us
We'll just carry on!

Neil is really pissed
He can't be arsed with haikus
Just go get your lunch

Scottie meeting nigh,
beer and food at pub abound,
How will work get done?