Snigger annd Rupert sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I....screw that...

Snigger and Rupert.
Steal dried fruit and gorge themselves.
Both get stomachs pumped.


This only one story of those two bloody expensive dogs!
Who needs haikus that toture small fluffy puppies when real life provides such entertainment!

Happy now?

Nothing you can do,
Small, fluffy, puppies were hurt.
Fun was had by all.

evening activities

train is not running
to desired location
nice night for a walk.

Train of grumpy suits
Scowl at giggling school kids
jealous of their fun?

train late yet again
Connex apoligisies
pissed off passengers