Tracey's Lunchtime haiku

mr neil is going to a meeting at lunch. we should all laugh at him!

neil not here for lunch
everybody laugh hard now
it's time to go eat

that was appalling. i am not a goddess of haiku.

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Who am I to criticise a haiku....but I think this particular prose even beats my "Lunch" for craptacular efforts!

Maybe there was some influence and input from a confused cat or two...